Pot Holes --

I hate it when people swerve. Not cause they are drunk -- which is bad too -- but because they are stupid. Because they want to avoid pot holes. Because a 2 inch divit into the ground will mess up their car or something. Except its the other way around -- at least according to my trusted reference who will not be cited -- he says that swearing actually ruins the shocks.

Yeah, well, not only does it ruin the shocks but it ruins my day. I don't need some crazy driver swerving every 5 minutes -- for all I know they'll just run straight off the road. Or worse -- into me!

So just stop swerving. Drive straight. Like the rest of us normal people.